My late pet dog was offered a job
I registered my late pet dog at ALS Linguist Lounge recently. He was invited for an assessment and I did not reply, however, on 20th March he received a job offer and the following is the e-mail message received:
I have removed the details that ALS could use to identify my late dog. Clearly it says that the job matches my skills. I am asking which skills and whose skills. And yet, ALS claims on Channel 4 News that all their interpreters are qualified. What are they talking about? They can't even say that all their interpreters are human beings, as many people have registered their pets.
Dear XXX
The following job contains a First Hour Automation Supplement on top of the normal expenses under the existing system. The supplement will be automatically added to the payment.
A new MoJ job matching your skills has been created.
Job Number: XXXX
Duration: XXX minutes
Town/City: XXX
Date: XXX2012 at XXXX
If you wish to be considered for the assignment then please register your interest by visiting the following link.
http://www.linguistlounge.com/profile?xxxxxx
Alternatively please call us on 0333 111 0060
Kind regards
Linguist Relations Team
Applied Language Solutions
